I posted this little gem to Facbook a week ago. Sometimes a Facebook status is a dud, and you read it and think “Wow, my life is so boring” and sometimes you post something that makes you chuckle or dare I say it…LOL…days later. The Facebook status below is one that makes me LOL…and I don’t usually use text speak. I was on a roll and just let loose.
You know you are an inattentive cook…when you don’t check the package for how many minutes the item needs to cook for…when you guesstimate and set the time for a random number…when the smoke detector goes off…when your kid comes running in and demands to wave the dish towel under the smoke detector…when you realize that your son regards waving the dish towel under the smoke detector as “his job” and has done this job before… Now who is coming over for dinner? Don’t all hold your hands up at once!?